My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Noyou see what happens is it starts off slow and gradually fades to indifference and boredom and then you go and have a sandwich and watch Dave instead while she reads Cosmopolitan in bed.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:27, 1 reply)
I like watching Davebut not reading Cosmo, so there might be a fight.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:29,
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If you havea two seater sofa it's okay to sit in silence and watch telly.
It's normally polite to offer some sandwich though.
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