My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My daughter uses 'the talk' as a way to avoid going to bedI'm convinced of it - she's worked out that if she asks a leading question like 'doctors can always tell if it's a boy or a girl when it's born, can't they' while she's brushing her teeth, she gets a free twenty-minute bedtime pass, with diagrams.
We get a bit carried away with the lectures. I've explained X and Y chromosomes to her and everything.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:40,
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AHA! Not just mine thenit's difficult to resist when it's a genuine-sounding enquiry... I usually get 30 seconds in before my mind says "Wait a minute..."
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:37,
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Well, in fairness she's genuinely interestedBut it's funny how much *more* interested she becomes when it's time for bed.
Unless she's getting herself in the mood to rub one out once the door's closed, of course.
I really shouldn't have thought of that.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:44,
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