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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Drugs are bad and whips are a instrument of medieval punishment
That what I thought when I was just a wee minipickle

I then discovered the delights of coke and multiple leather strips as an enhancement to adult activities.

As a little tip for those thinking about maybe trying a bit of whipping - get a proper leather one (nine tails rather than crop) as they're much better and nicer than the plastic ones.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:49, 7 replies)
so
exactly what is the deal with stuff like that? The pain? Whips are sexy? Never got the s&m thing and I prob never will but it does seem common although maybe that's the internet distorting the figures (no pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:58, closed)
it's not so much the pain
coz it doesn't really hurt. It's more of a slight stinging which makes your body feel that bit more sensitive. I guess it must release extra endorphins or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:00, closed)
ahh, god bless the Interweb
because I didn't feel like such a freak when I found out I wasn't the only one who liked the pain.

I still disapprove of latex and black leather with studs though. That's a true social faux-pas.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:28, closed)
CHCB
Maybe you could front a new reality TV show- What Not To Wear Whilst Having Sado Masochistic Sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:24, closed)
I like that idea
White jeans are totally out too. They're naff in any circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:46, closed)
A recent um...conquest mentioned...
She liked a bit of a spanking, so there was me with a HUGE grin, running off to find the ex-SO's riding crop.

I've never seen such a look of terror on a woman's face when I reappeared, naked and erect, evil grin on my face, wielding a riding crop.

Was a great night though - broke my bed and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:04, closed)
While all of you are discussing this in an interesting way....
I'm slightly worse off as I actually know what this guy and his missus look like, ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:36, closed)

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