My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I have a pun already...But even I know when it's too early...
Or do I?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:13,
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SeriouslyI had no idea there was any etiquette regarding puns, and this is my first ever attempt at one. Perhaps I should delete it if the feeling is strong?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:16,
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Pun etiquette:Puns may be submitted on the Tuesday and following days on an average question.
On a good question, puns are limited to the end Thursday.
On a shit question (i.e. last week's) puns are acceptable and indeed encouraged from the beginning of the QOTW onwards.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:01,
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It's wednespundaydammit! I'm determined that this phrase will enter common use, even if it is hard to type.
Actually, scratch that. It's shite.
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Apparently^ it is.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:13,
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