My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!I looked up YouPorn, thinking it was a joke. Fuck, fuck fuck! I'm on my work laptop. How do I erase it? Quick, help!
Are these people all amateurs? Do you film yourself and post it like YouTube? Oh my god I can't believe this. I'm up Shit's Creek without a paddle and headed for Fucked Falls.
I am so fired.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:34, 4 replies)
At least you have pornhahahahahahaha! You should, frankly, have known.
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I was going to write "NSFW"but I figured the name "YouPorn" kinda gave it away. Sorry.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:44,
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Oh dear...How do you explain that one?
"I was on b3ta and I clicked on a naughty link by accident."
"What's b3ta? Hang on, I'll just look it up on google."
Between a boulder and a not so soft place, me thinks.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, closed)
NahThe amateur stuff is on newbie nudes...plus some fucking wierd shit.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:49,
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