My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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It's not about lengthAlthough anything under 4 inches is perhaps a little lacking.
It's all about girth - believe me it could be 7 or 8 inches long but if it's got the proportions of a pencil it's a waste of time.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:46,
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cucumbers, however....erm, yes.
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But what makes for good girth?Very little was whispered in my high school playground about it...
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I agreeall the chatter is about length, when it seems to be girth that counts...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:28,
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I hadn't thought much about girthI never enjoyed using condoms - they seemed to have a Houdini effect on my erection.
Then after years of self esteem problems about not being able to "keep it up" - I stumbled upon a revelation whilst I investigating condoms that were suitable for use with lube.
Durex "advanti" were the style required it appeared.
after a successful lubey trial, which was MUCH more comfortable than your average extra safe/ultra light experience - I read the pack - turns out they're made for "larger" chaps...
I felt like a king that day. *Beams*
No apology for size.
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Coventry, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:33,
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