My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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The front bum
I used to think a lady's front bum was a bum. On the front.
I know, I know...why the eff did I think that?
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:30, 2 replies)
I used to think a lady's front bum was a bum. On the front.
I know, I know...why the eff did I think that?
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:30, 2 replies)
You're...
Not alone.
I first heard the phrase in a review of some psx game where it was rumoured the character was made with a 'front bottom'.
'how weird' I thought... 'Why would you put a bottom on her front?'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:05, closed)
Not alone.
I first heard the phrase in a review of some psx game where it was rumoured the character was made with a 'front bottom'.
'how weird' I thought... 'Why would you put a bottom on her front?'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:05, closed)
Yeah
The first time I saw that phrase I was a bit taken aback, but I soon worked it out. Then again, I'm American, so I hadn't heard it before.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:02, closed)
The first time I saw that phrase I was a bit taken aback, but I soon worked it out. Then again, I'm American, so I hadn't heard it before.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:02, closed)
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