My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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pron puzzleri watched a lesbot porno the other night - why do they give the strap-ons a blow job?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:24, 5 replies)
CritiqueNot just me wondering that: by acknowledging the visual necessity of the act for male viewer's arousal the 'performers' irrevocably rupture the fourth wall. Or something. That would be what the fast forward button is for.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, closed)
lesbotneeds (baby) oil, and her pleasure centre is not configured for boy robots.
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(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:42, closed)
AhahaI thought this too :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:32,
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I've wondered the same thingAnd what's more, when the blowjob is given to the strap-on, why does the wearer moan in pleasure, like she's actually feeling it?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:31, closed)
Because she isThe strap-on is moving up and down a bit, and so it's stimulating her clit. Also, you might be looking at a double-ended dildo like the Nexus, where both the fucker and fuckee are being penetrated, or at one with a vibrator in the base.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:10, closed)
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