My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was a very confused child ...I knew that sex had something to do with men putting their willies inside ladies. The trouble was, I thought they left them there, so I was very concerned about how the men would be able to wee afterwards.
I was told that your periods started when you were 13 and stopped when you were about 50. I understood this to mean that women bled continuously for about 40 years.
With hindsight, I probably shouldn't have relied on sex education from a girl who swore blind that you shouldn't wear tampons on aeroplanes because they would shoot out at high altitude.
And, in my defence, I still meet fully grown men who don't know that ladies don't wee out of their vaginas ...
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Men see the Vagina as an informal term for the whole package though so if you're going to summarise the whole thing as "the vagina" then yes they pee out their vagina!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:53,
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"women bled continuously for about 40 years"lol!
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^so not lol, although the rate of suicide in 13 year old girls would dramatically increase if this was the case.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:53, closed)
Alas......I still thought you bled forever when I actually started my periods! Only found out I was wrong when it didn't happen. In my defence I was only 9 and had (have) a very repressed catholic mother.
Thank god it isn't true!
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faintpraise, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:55,
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