My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Wow...You snogged your Mum.
I bet no other woman has ever compared...
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22,
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*tried to*...hang on...that doesnt sound right...
i mean i *tried* to snog my mum...
*shreiks*
*yelps*
*runs to the toilet to burn clothes and cry*
*weeps again*
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WellOnce you come to terms with the fact that you DID snog your Mum, we can work through this.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:19,
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but i didnt snog my mumI tried to
hangon - whats worse...??!
ive gone 20 odd years without having worry about this... no i feel i might be comitted :(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22, closed)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Clicky cos I laughed so hard.
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