I don't care what you all say...

babies are 'brought by the stork'...

and THAT'S.FUCKING.THAT.

now let's stop all this filthy talk and think about kittehs shall we?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, 6 replies)

I saw
kittehs having sex.

Then one of them got a straw and started felching the other one.

And then the other one got some bacon and tied a piece of string to it and the first one ate it and ......
( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, closed)

If you
De-beak a stork, they have the stretchiest throats imaginable.

*shudders*
( Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, closed)

I only think about kittys
when I'm talking dirty. And vice-versa.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:38, closed)

yeah
you're all soft and furry, look at you walking around and looking at the world like you've never seen it before. Oh, you want some milk and kitten food do you? yeah, you're enjoying that aren't are. Mmmmmm, yeah, get that dish really clean. Oh! What's this? a piece of thread? Oh how did that get in here? I'll just take this end and wiggle it around. Yeah, you like that don't you, that's it, pounce on it. Pounce on it and grab it with your paws, oh no, I've pulled it away too quickly, you'll have to chase it round the floor now. That's right, chase it in a circle, I know you enjoy that. Let me just pu down this little clockwork mouse for you. Ooooo yeah, that's good isn't. Look at at zoom round in circles. Yeah.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:41, closed)

Meow!
*purrs*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:17, closed)

clicked
for replies.
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:08, closed)