My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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That's more like itHurrah!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59,
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PhewI'm glad not everyone replying is a kitteh hater.
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.I don't hate kittens, I appreciate their cute fluffiness as much as the next person.
I do wonder whats the thing with cats though, why not dogs, or rabbits or wildebeest?
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I don't thinka LOLwildebeest rolls of the tongue as easily.
Plus there are not that many photos of wildebeest around.
Dogs can be a bit bitey and rabbits are just boring. They just eat, fuck and shit.
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as an example
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.Now that does make me lol.
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Ahaha!They're fluffeh!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:24,
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Not to mention that the kittiesare just cuter and fluffehier.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:15,
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you couldn't use wildebeests,because they'd have a South African accent.
"I ken hev Cheezberger?" doesn't sound cute, it sounds like they're going to beat you with a rubber hose if you fail to provide cheeseburger.
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