My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I hopehe shouted "SURPRISE FACIAL!" and then shot her in both eyes.
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IndeedBreakfast on a tray in one hand, engorged cock in the other.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:50,
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This is somethingI don't do enough with my girlfriend.
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She wouldso slap you.
:D
Go on, try it, I dare you.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:36,
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If all she didwas slap me, I would consider myself to have got off extremely lightly.
Now, where's my tray?
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