My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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3 little things1. I learnt the basic mechanics of sex quite early (willy goes in fanjo, baby pops out 9 months later) but didn't learn about orgasms or sperm till quite a bit later. For years I thought you just put it in there, waited a bit, and withdrew. When my peers started talking about thrusting and "a hard fucking" and stuff I just thought "what's the point in that? sounds a lot of effort. Can't be bothered. When i want a kid I'll just stick and wait for a minute"
2. Not too long after, I did hear something about 'liquid coming out of your nob' and naturally assumed you were meant to piss in her.
3. Unrelated, but at school we were convinced that the teachers would have absolutely no idea what we were talking about when we referred, loudly, to "BJ's" instead of blowjobs. All those looks I mistook for confusion were clearly weary disdain.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:43, 1 reply)
me too for (1)I never knew about erections either - how did a floppy willy stay in and how long do you have to lie there?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:54, closed)
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