My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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why didnt you just
take them off him??? you're that far along anyway, pull them down is easier / quicker / leads to more fun, right?!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:36, 1 reply)
take them off him??? you're that far along anyway, pull them down is easier / quicker / leads to more fun, right?!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:36, 1 reply)
Time was of
the essence.
The only time both his folks went out was a half hour trip to the supermarket.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:49, closed)
the essence.
The only time both his folks went out was a half hour trip to the supermarket.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:49, closed)
Half an hour?
That's enough time to do it thrice, with a cigarette after each!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:51, closed)
That's enough time to do it thrice, with a cigarette after each!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:51, closed)
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