More oral misconceptions
Not wanting to sound like an arrogant shit, but I think I've sampled enough ladyparts to get a rough spectrum of flavours. But then I read the Vagina Monologues. There's a bit in it where they ask women to describe what their vaginas smell like.

Now some women were obviously sensible and were honest, answering "vinegary", "nothing", or whatever flavour soap they were currently using. But I seem to remember one woman who said something to the effect of: "It smells like the beginning of all existence - the birth of matter from a place where there is none".

How the fuck does that have a smell!?
(GONEism, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:56, 6 replies)

I get the beginning of all existance
and haddock mixed up all the time.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:58, closed)

very implausible.
In fact I find it a bit fishy.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:16, closed)

Vimto
Ive been likened to.
I can live with that :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:57, closed)

well of course she couldn't smell it
she had her nose (along with the rest of her head) firmly rammed up her arse.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:54, closed)

ahhh
another question for the LHC to answer
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:32, closed)

^^^This
And double this
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:14, closed)