My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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RakeMy childhood mind couldn't tell the difference between the words rake and rape. So whenever I heard someone had been raped (news, The Bill, my Dads newspaper) I thought someone had taken a rake and attacked them.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:25, 3 replies)
Weird....I thought this too when I was small. I remember a news story about a rape on the tube and I thought that someone was prowling the tube stations with a rake attacking people.
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What?Someone raped your dad's newspaper??
The bastard!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, closed)
Yes,My husband got terribly confused over this too. I laughed a lot when he told me and threatened to post it. Oh, I just have.
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VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:09,
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