My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Something I learned this weekendI thought it would be entertaining and funny to use the commentary on the WWE wrestling as commentary whilst frolicing in bed with my young lady.
Turns out I was wrong. Who knew?
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See if you're really good,you'll find a way to get the missus to take it doggy style whilst watching the champions league final - you have some time to work...
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"And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files", hmn?
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It probably started to go awry......when the steel chairs came out, AMIRITELADS EH EH EH
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Piledriver?I only just met her!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19,
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hah this made me reallol(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:53, closed)
You are so with the wrong woman(
Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:37,
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Chris Benoit, more likely.(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, closed)
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