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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Can I just say
It's called 'just desserts'?

Unless of course the Sahara, Kalahari etc are where cheating partners are sent - kind of like a more severe version of sending someone to Coventry...?

Pedantry - go on, give it a try! It's not like I've 'chili-dildoed' anyone, now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:17, 2 replies)
I'll
see your pedantry and raise you with proof..

www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/just-deserts.html


And www.wisegeek.com/what-does-just-deserts-mean.htm


Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:24, closed)
No to be pedantic...
But you've replied to the wrong post.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:25, closed)
So..
Pedantic, wrong and incompetent....

Not your day Monty..

(He's a lovely bloke though....Special. That's the word I was looking for.....)

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:28, closed)
Probably just having a senior moment or something
Which apparently frequently happens to those over 40...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:23, closed)
What!
Who said that?

mumble

*is 48*

Falls asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:40, closed)
hoisted by my own petard
I'm doing well today, right kids?

Actually I've turned 35 today and am still drunk from the Biblical-scale boozeup forced on me, like the chili-dildo of myth and legend, last night.

*realises that this is not an excuse for ignorance or technical spasticity*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, closed)
.
rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:19, closed)
Actually
that's "hoist by your own Picard".

It came into common usage after Star Trek TNG, series 2, episode 5 according to this link:

www.daftdoggy.com/b3ta/star-trek.jpg

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, closed)
Grrrrr
I didn't even consider it would be that link!!

Well played
(Masterb3ta, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:49, closed)

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