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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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i was under the misapprehension that only men find crass, vulgar sex jokes funny
imagine my surprise then, when an ex girlfriend ripped a gargantuan fart, yanked the duvet over my traumatised noggin, and shouted 'DUTCH OVEN!' then fell off the bed laughing.
that was a dark time for me.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, 7 replies)
What a shame you split up.
She sounds like a keeper to me : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:35, closed)
Bah!
Just hit the reply butoon to post "She sounds like a keeper!", and I've been beaten to it.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:14, closed)
indeed
between that, stalking me, screwing my friends, and dumping me over a friend of mine's suicide, then telling anyone who'd listen i gave her HIV and a baby i then made her abort, she had ALL the bases covered for wifedom.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:17, closed)
A warning
If you go into details of any revengeful acts you may have carried out you may be accused of being a rapist. Or rakist.
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:29, closed)
revenge?
the best possible revenge i could wreak is to let her live the rest of her life as her charming self.
i hear it worked out well... six months in the loony bin followed by an abusive wanker who got her knocked up and then ran like the clappers, leaving her with i believe a GINGER baby.
karma. it's a bitch.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:14, closed)
Now THAT is good revenge.
Not doing anything to her but taking pleasure from watching her screw herself up (further). The perfect crime!
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:31, closed)
I was being serious.
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(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:25, closed)

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