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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My Dad...
My dad was always pretty honest about life, sometimes too much so.

I remember once when I was about 11, he turned to me and said "Agnostic, if you wank too much, you'll go blind."

I just sadly turned to him, and said "Dad, I'm over here"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:30, 5 replies)
good good
You big clever!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:38, closed)
If he turned to you
but you still had to say where you were, wouldn't that mean you'd gone blind as you couldn't see where he was looking?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48, closed)
Not if he turned the wrong way.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:52, closed)
oh very good....

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:29, closed)
Knock knock, it's the joke police!
Old Jimmy Tarbuck gag. Live only, not the kind of thing a "family entertainer" would do on TV...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:38, closed)

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