My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Interesting endingI could see something bad was about to happen. I thought that it would be Darren's excited cock leaving Jenny's arse, and then being thrust deeply into the mouth that was licking Jenny's "beef pocket".
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turb0t, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:05,
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AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH!*gibbers*
'It's only a story, it's only a story...'
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turb0tAre you currently channelling the spirit of FrankSpencer in his absence?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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From that angleHe'd most likely have been poked in the eye.
With a shitty cock.
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Hence the saying"it's better than being poked in the eye with a shitty cock".
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