My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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You should probably cunt off.I don't mean to be rude either. But really - why not post something constructive?
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squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:27,
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because THISis her most interesting story:
ยป Picky Eaters
Muffins and Ice Cream and Pringles
Is all my friend Claire will eat. Seriously, she never ever eats anything else. For Christmas dinner she has ice-cream, and a muffin, with pringles for dessert. I dont know how shes not dead.
Also, my dad wont have garlic ANYWHERE near him.He can smell it from fifty paces, and goes nuts if he suspects any of us of eating it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:36,
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Ha!*high-fives rachelswipe*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:43,
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*lows fives DG**chest bumps DG*
*bottom bumps DG*
*goes away happy*
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