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This is a question My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Arse!
I've just spent 5 minutes doing this


(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:29, 1 reply)
All that said
she is gorgeous!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, closed)
You think?
Don't get me wrong, she's pretty and all, but I wouldn't go so far as to say she's "gorgeous".

I'm usually a sucker for a lady in glasses though ;-)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:34, closed)
I do think she's gorgeous
she's got lovely eyes and fantastic eyebrows, good skin, nice hair and despite her resemblance to Bingo she has great teeth and an attractive smile.

So yes, I think she's gorgeous, but she's not sexy, not in the least.

But Nigella Lawson.....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:38, closed)
Mmmm Nigella...
I'd be well fed and ever so slightly scared... Touch of the vampishness about that one.

Am I allowed to drop unsubtle hints about your biscuits and cakes?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:40, closed)
Biscuits and cakes
those are some interesting euphemisms there.

Cake - soft and squishy.

Biscuits - well, they're round and errrm crumbly. Hmmmmm, this one will need some work.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:52, closed)
also
biscuits go soft when stale, whereas cakes go hard.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:55, closed)
Now...
...I'd give her a portion.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:43, closed)

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