It's what I didn't do...
She was a friend's younger sister. Just 18, about to go to Uni, a pocket sized blonde with big blue eyes, saucy smile & not a straight line on her. I'd appreciated her in a purely theoretical way to date. But now she had a teenage crush on me.

Me? 12 years older, and in a serious relationship, with my soon-to-be fiancee. So when this lively little blonde made her tentative approaches, I gently put her off.

Pleased with my maturity and fortitude, I told my girlfriend of how I had manfully resisted the temptation.
:Oh, she's really cute" she said. "I'd have given you a weekend pass for her."

Bugger, fuck and bollocks.
(North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 0:26, 16 replies)

Now I'm a proper tight get, and no gambler either,
but I'd gladly bet £20 that had you poked one up this lass you'd have found yourself newly single in record time, regardless of what your fiancee had said.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 1:13, closed)

This

(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 1:43, closed)

I think I speak for all of us
when I say "This".
( .Yeti., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 3:10, closed)

^^^ This

(McChinaman banned, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 4:10, closed)

Most Definitely
This^
( bane, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:34, closed)

This.
Clay would disagree, I'm sure.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:48, closed)

^What Snow White and the five dwarves said.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:06, closed)

Absitively posolutely agree
She only said that because she was safe in the knowledge that you hadn't.

Remember, what women SAY, what they MEAN, and what they actually WANT are three entirely different - and often unconnected - things*.


* The same is probably true about men. Not me, obviously.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:33, closed)

Not only ^ this,
but ^ this too. And ^ this.

Falling into traps is what we do, planing traps is what women do. There are many ways to make us men feel inferior, and a woman instinctively knows them all from a very young age.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:37, closed)

But that would imply
that a woman would say something that wasn't entirely true, just to wind him up!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:35, closed)

You're assuming of course, that this is true.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 7:06, closed)

I feel your pain bruvva
and if you were a noofter you could feel the ever-so-slight lob on your story has given me...

have a click anyway
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:29, closed)

^^ wanking to qotw answers ^^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:20, closed)

"noofter"?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, closed)

If you had taken a weekend pass
you might or might not have ended things with your girlfriend, but you would certainly have fucked up (as well as fucked) an eighteen year old who had a crush on you. Which would have been a matter of regret, no?
(ubergeekian, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:16, closed)

no
of course not
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:20, closed)