I was really jealous when I was younger.
A consequence of my insecurities based on past experiences and the fact that I was about as trust-worthy as a horny chihuahua when it came to fidelity @ that point in my life.
I gave my girlfriend "Z" a fucking awful time cause I thought she was rooting the bloke that clearly wanted to fuck her in their graphic design course, let's call him "Tony". He had a stunning young, blonde thing as his girly who on more than 1 occasion had expressed her desire to go extra-curricular with myself. Despite my protestations.
1 night I was staggering home from a few (many) drinks with my besty. I strolled past Tony's house @ about 0100. Her car was out the front & I could see them sitting in a front room working on something (no euphemism) thru the front window.
I stormed up to the front door, banged a lot, shouted a lot & waited. One of his housemates answered complaining about the hour whilst Tony decided to call the cops (fucking idiot wuss). Z came out to placate me and the "D's" turned up - I told them that I was drunk, it was a "domestic" situation & I wasn't going to hurt anyone. So off they went. I explained to Tony (very politely) that calling the cops wasn't a good idea and Z and I went home.
Some mutual "friends" let me know that Tony was riddled with social diseases so Z and my sex-life very quickly dwindled to 0.
≈≈≈≈≈ A couple of months worth of wavy lines≈≈≈≈≈≈
Z & I broke up. It wasn't pretty or nice. She rang me up 1 night a couple of months after we broke up to tell me that she'd been banging Tony all the while. My response?
"Best get yourself to the clinic my dear & don't ever ring this number again"
Regret - (eventho there aren't enough frangers or enough spermicide in the world to cover me) that I didn't bone Tony's pretty lass when I had the chances.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:05, 15 replies)

goo.gl/Ak6GU
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:54, closed)

FFS, you do just ask for it dont you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:12, closed)

Every. Fucking. Week.
With no let up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:20, closed)

You understand that being proud of your status as a dreary moron
doesn't make you any less of a dreary moron, right?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:55, closed)

Sorry, what?
Is this an Eastenders plotline expressed as algebra?
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:50, closed)

Bit slow on the uptake
yet again Shanker.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:53, closed)

@&@&@&@&@&@coolo story broey

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:08, closed)

Someone,
let's call them "I" ('cos it's me) thinks that this story, which we shall call "T" is a bit of a confusing mess. I'll be referring to the confusing mess as "C" from now on, so as to avoid any further confusion.
So, I thinks that T is a C.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:29, closed)

"Best get yourself to the clinic *my dear*"
I'm sure in your mind's eye you were being a right Clark Gable type smoothy when you said that. Shame in real life you are obviously a twat. Only a twat would consider it "wussy" to call the cops when a potentially violent, loud, pissed up loon starts hammering on your front door in the early hours. That's actually what the cops are there for, dealing with morons like you who lack self-control. Poor Z. I'll bet Tony was a better shag...
( electric_goat, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:29, closed)

I no eggs act Lee how U feel.
1nce I smoked 2 much # @ a friend's par-T then had a / "witch" rend hard my : ewes loss.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:45, closed)

ringofyre
4 eva in ar hrts
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:16, closed)