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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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There's nothing like a bit of internet indignity to warm the cockles of my massive heart.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:00, 1 reply)
I No, rite?
I don't feel particularly vicitmised, it must be said.

I don't recall you saying anything to me that you haven't already said 2 or 3 times this week already. You do seem to have a very limited vocabulary.

But keep practicing. Another year or so and you'll be ready to move up to 4chan.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)
At least you're not still desperately snipping away at the bigger boys in the hope that people will start to recognise you ... oh.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:21, closed)
Hah.
Is that what you do this for? There are no big boys here, it's an internet message board.

I'm 46, married with kids. This place staves off boredom, nothing more.

On the other hand, as you're pushing 90,000 posts, I'm quite prepared to admit you're a more significant presence here than I am.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:32, closed)
That must be smashing for you.
You're still rubbish at the internet.

When I want to stave off boredom I typically whimper like a schoolgirl on an irreverant website then furiously backpedal and insist that I'm not taking anything too seriously. Those long afternoons in the cubicle must fly by. You probably barely have time to regret your career or resent your 20 something year old boss.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:35, closed)
Proudly so
Spending most of the last 8 years rabidly pounding at a keyboard isn't something I'd really want on my CV.

But hey, maybe by the time you finish school there'll be some kind of job that requires it. Reach for the skies Doc.

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You're starting to go red in the face now. Calm down.

Honestly, if you bothered me in the least, I'd put you on ignore. Fact is you're one of the easiet people here to troll - you always react, so people like to stickpoke you.

Don't get too gloomy, I'm sure there's a noob over on /OT you can go and bully.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:37, closed)
This is you still not taking the internet too srsly, right?
Just so we're all clear.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:40, closed)
Correct.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:43, closed)
Smashing.
Feel free to continue to remind people that you are not annoyed by bringing up the fact that you are not annoyed in yet another thread. You've only done it in three so far.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:45, closed)
Crushing
wit.

Well done!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:51, closed)
That isn't wit.
I was just drawing your attention to your behaviour as you seem to be lacking in self awareness. If you're really lacking in dignity you can always pipe up again in the next question.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, closed)
Nice double act,
you two have, here.

You should get on X-factor, or something.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:57, closed)
Can't be any worse
Than the twats already on there
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:37, closed)
Let my first post be
to tell you you're a cunt.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:53, closed)
Well at least you haven't created a whole new account because of something mildly annoying I said last week.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:57, closed)
This is you still not taking the internet too srsly, right?
Just so we're all clear.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:03, closed)
Ha ha.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:43, closed)
Actually
I'm a 24 year old female lurker. ASL, dickfuck?
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 3:00, closed)

your league ←                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  → me
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:46, closed)
This is some aggressive grooming.

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:29, closed)
They used sweets and sweet promises back in my day, MM.
Where did it all go wrong? I blame Thatcher.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, closed)
Poorly executed child snatching
is yet another symptom of the decline of Western society. And people wonder why AlQaeda hate us so?
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15, closed)
Yeah but you are a cunt admittedly Dr.
I thought this was already ascertained.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)
I think officially I'm a gay cunt.
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(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:53, closed)

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