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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

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You don't need that last comma.
Or ... you know ... any of those words.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:43, 1 reply)
I was referring to stuff like mentioning mums, endless Star Wars refs and pretending to be violent to women

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:47, closed)
I heard your mum dresses as Boba Fett and beats up schoolgirls.
I'm not saying it's definitely true. It's just what I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, closed)
She does beat up schoolgirls, occasionally
She's a dinner lady in a girl's school
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54, closed)
This is easily the most arousing thing that has been posted this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:57, closed)
^wanking to qotw answers^

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08, closed)
^^Wanking to MM^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:41, closed)
Anybody who doesn't wank to MM is clearly gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:50, closed)
My Mum's 65, so she'd be chuffed at the thought of someone cracking one off while imagining her in a pinny slapping girls
Oh no. I'm getting drawn in.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:58, closed)
Maybe your mother is 65
but she has the minge of a 25 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:43, closed)
You mean a minge that's been crocheted from the discarded pubic hair of a 25 year ... oh ... back in a mo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)
.. in a box
oh no, wait
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, closed)
An everyday minge, and one for special occasions.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:08, closed)

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