Silly AchievementsHappy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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GuffLeaving a crowded train while letting off your smelliest bowl wrenching border line touching cloth fart. Walk away lights pipe and admire your handy work.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 0:10,
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By 'lights pipe' do you mean you put a match to your arse?Please tell me you did...
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The intestine is also a pipe. Now I am confused, was he wrong to say bowl?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:04,
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I agree, leaving a disgusting fart in a place you are exiting is indeed pleasing.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:05,
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It's much better on a crowded train than a liftas you get to witness the reaction after the doors close.
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Sometimes it is best not to leave. Make others leave!(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:28,
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I was sat next to an old lady on the bus the other dayshe brazenly lifted a leg, let rip a real ass clapper with a small grunt no less. It smelt like a rat had crawled up her ass and died. I was see-sawing between laughing my arse off and being sick
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