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Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.

"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."

What did YOU do?

(, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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Leaving a crowded train while letting off your smelliest bowl wrenching border line touching cloth fart. Walk away lights pipe and admire your handy work.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 0:10, 8 replies)
By 'lights pipe' do you mean you put a match to your arse?
Please tell me you did...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 0:31, closed)

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 6:48, closed)
Maybe he was referring to the pipe...

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:52, closed)
The intestine is also a pipe. Now I am confused, was he wrong to say bowl?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:04, closed)
I agree, leaving a disgusting fart in a place you are exiting is indeed pleasing.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:05, closed)
It's much better on a crowded train than a lift
as you get to witness the reaction after the doors close.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:44, closed)
Sometimes it is best not to leave. Make others leave!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:28, closed)
I was sat next to an old lady on the bus the other day
she brazenly lifted a leg, let rip a real ass clapper with a small grunt no less. It smelt like a rat had crawled up her ass and died. I was see-sawing between laughing my arse off and being sick
(, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:38, closed)

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