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Mrs SLVA likes to have her seat quite far back in the car. However, my kids have it in the middle. Consequently, whenever she gets in the car, she moves the seat. Providing we're already moving, once she lifts that bar under the seat to adjust the position, I will either accelerate or brake. On a good day, before she gives up and waits until we stop at traffic lights, I can get her to slide back and forth 4 or 5 times like some sort of giant ride-on printer cartridge.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:09, 7 replies)

Excellent.

(TheColonel, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:18, closed)

!
hahaha
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:40, closed)

You're lucky.
I don't recall the year or model but in a certain Fiat (Punto?) that would activate the fuel cut-off.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:54, closed)

It'd activate the balls cut-off
if my huisband did that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 18:29, closed)

Mr Mad-Mother does the same thing to me. Glad I'm not the only long suffering wife of a wannabe comedian!
(mad-mother, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 21:58, closed)

Hahahaha
Good work!
(Speshal, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:54, closed)

I LOVE this...
How I managed to contain the office lol I'll never know...

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 12:35, closed)