idiot
One time, I managed to run over my own finger while skateboarding.

It really hurt.

I was 23 at the time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:53, 21 replies)

so, about 10 years too old to be on a skateboard, then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50, closed)

Just the right age, actually

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51, closed)

"Grown men who skateboard: Get off, man!

Skateboarding is cool for little boys – but not for grown men in the eyes of brigitte.de author Bianka Echtermeyer.

There are things which cause aggressive behavior in me. This has to happen unconsciously, because the reasons are not immediately clear to me. When I moved from the fancy Hamburg/Eppendorf to the hip Hamburg/St. Pauli, they were suddenly there: grown men who skateboard. They were together with other grown men and little boys, which were obviously not their sons. I love the Kiez (famous nightlife area in Hamburg) and its crazyness. Even the tourists don’t bother me much. However, when I see men way older than 25 who glue a skateboard between themselves and the ground, cause me seeing red. Very often, they are guys who wear a weird bangs haircut, never smile and smell like last night’s party. I would love to pull them by their graying hair and yell at them: “Stop it! You’re way too old for that.”

Skateboards belong to little boys. End of story. Not to people who pay taxes and frequent an orthopedist. Men older than 30, who want to let off steam, can drive fast cars, play soccer or climb trees. I wouldn’t mind that. But please, stop skateboarding. I, too, don’t cross the street wearing a pink tutu. There are some things you grow away from: that’s not bourgeois – that’s a fact. And let’s be honest: being an adult isn’t that bad at all. I promise."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:57, closed)

They have special boards for old hipsters
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( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:59, closed)

it's like it was specially made for him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03, closed)

who's that deck by?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:00, closed)

I disagree with that opinion.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:18, closed)

how is the internet going to flourish if you take that sort of tone?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:23, closed)

Well, you're 34 now, I really hope you've got it out of your system.

( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:46, closed)

hey, it's good for core strength and general fitness.
Plus, chicks dig skaters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:49, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2370281
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 17:21, closed)

Bianka Echtermeyer sounds like a stupid bitch.
A dangerously stupid bitch in fact; she clearly thinks she's clever.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 20:56, closed)

rachelswipe is just as bad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:02, closed)

dangerously inflammatory sexist language, you should totes get on twitter and threaten to rape the stupid bitch.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:44, closed)

Nah I wouldn't be that harsh.
But taking so much time justify her hatred of people enjoying their hobby, for no other reason than her opinion of their age, makes she is a worrying combination of deluded, stupid, and well motivated.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:31, closed)

she sounds like a right bellend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:01, closed)

^ upset by pseuds fluff piece for pennies

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:42, closed)

I concur.
Fancy dress and pass the parcel, now there's a couple of suitably mature activities.
(immadme, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:40, closed)

well played

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 23:10, closed)

oh haha you are like 'TIM' out of 'SPACED'!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 17:45, closed)

no real names m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 17:55, closed)