My cousin never hears the end of this.
My cousin Carl was very prone to sleep-walking whilst growing up. (Now 22.)

Best stories (that we as a family insist upon telling his new girlfriends) include:

The Butlins Story:
Carl comes downstairs one night (he was about 11 at the time), sleep-walking of course, looking for "teddies and a passport".
When asked why he needs these things he replies with "going on a mission to Butlins".
He starts rummaging through cupboards etc to find them and eventually ends up going back to bed with a pillow from the sofa and a Dictionary.

The Frog Story:
Carl wanders into his brother Garry's room at 2am with his hands cupped together and says, "Garry! Look! I have a frog! Wanna see?"
Carl then proceeds to open his hands to reveal... nothing.
Carl then breaks into a panic declaring to have lost his frog and starts to rips Garry's room apart trying to find a non-existant frog.
He even went through the bottom of the wardrobe, throwing shoes etc over his shoulders in true cartoon-style.
In order to get him to go back to bed we had to reassure him we'd continue the hunt for the frog in the morning.
(tylrdiablos, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:39, Reply)