SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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ElectricalAfter being out on the lash I returned home, drunk, and went to bed.
Apparently my wife had to charge into me to stop me pissing over the electrical socket which was sparking and making nasty noises.
In the morning the radio wasn't working (and I woke up late). I mentioned this and was told the story of the sleepwalking piss on to the socket.
Not only that, but the sleepwalking piss onto the wall, the other wall, her jeans (in the middle of the room), the cats blanket and various other items in the room all on different occasions.
I still have no recollection of any of it, except the smell in the morning.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 23:21, Reply)
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