If you'll allow sleeptalking and sleepsexing posts...
My boyfriend doesn't sleepwalk, but he does talk in his sleep, and it's often hilarious. The latest was when I woke him up to turn his alarm off (went off way too early).

Me: Honey, turn off the alarm, you don't work til noon.
Him: Well, at least we don't need the ammo.

The best one that I can think of, though, was when he woke up randomly (don't think I was bothering him this time), opened his eyes, and said, in a very wink-wink voice, "The good doctor will be here soon." I really wonder what that dream was about.

There was also one time that I still tease him about, when we went to bed, had sex (for the first time in months, I might add), and he didn't remember it at all in the morning. He was technically awake, but tired enough that his memory was entirely wiped. He's lucky I'm an understanding girlfriend...

Edit: Any other women (or men) have that horrible dream, when you really have to pee in real life, and you spend the whole dream searching for a toilet, finally find one, and wake up mere seconds before wetting the bed? I hate that fucking dream.
(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 10:49, Reply)