SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Yes, lets get a new question going...Suggestions.
1. The best wank fantasy I ever had that DIDN'T involve Bella Emberg
2. The Hardest, most angry erection I ever had in public
3. Fat People: Better sex, or just more grateful?
4. What's the least literate post of the last 20 QOTWs?
5. Why is it that twats on the A1(M) between peterborough and Brampton Hut always feel the need to sit in lane2 and never move? Are they incapable of ever changing lanes? Are they simply retarded? Or are they (as I suspect) so lazy that they hog this lane in a bid to overtake vehicles and navigate the motorway without ever actually having to engage their miniscule brains to change lanes and give way to politer, more considerate people.
That last one has my vote.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 11:45, Reply)
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