A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My part-time job is so simple. I call round at the shepherd's house in the morning and exercise his herd for an hour or two before returning them well exercised...
Oh, hold on...
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:23, Reply)
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