SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sit ye down, children and I shall tell you a tale.Apparently before they became 'famous;, the lead singer used to, whilst aroused, squeaze his erection tightly so his bobby's helmet went deep purple like a 'beef heart'.
Whatever passed for entertainment in the 1970s I dont recall this featuring among it, but how many male readers will be trying this when they get home tonight/in the toilets/at their desks in front of Miss Jones from accounts and exclaim "Ohh yeah, so it does!"?
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:34, Reply)
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