SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Not splitHe gets upset when she gets drunk (presumably because anything with a cock's fair game) and she gets angry when he bastes himself in orange tanning cream (presumably because he looks like a prime tit). They have children, you know. One of them is called Princess Labia (or something). They are millionaires - and neither is fit to lick the skids from my toilet.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:59, Reply)
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