SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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wow, I'd not read the final few responses to a qotw beforeis that what it descends into? If that's the case, let me share a joke.
A woman has finished shopping at a supermarket, and puts down her shopping on the conveyor belt: A bunch of bananas, some carrots, a packet of beef, some bolegnese sauce and some pasta. The cashier takes one look at her shopping and one look at her and says "Wow, I bet you're single aren't you?". She says "Wow, did you guess that from my shopping?". He says "No, you're just ugly".
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 1:44, Reply)
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