All of you lot who reckon you have rough guts should try some of these and report back.
slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:33, 10 replies)

While these appear to fail as confectionary,
they sound rather effective as medicine.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:42, closed)

I love how this story has hit the news,
given that "sugar substitutes can have a laxative effect" is hardly the world's best kept secret.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00, closed)

There is a quantitative difference between
"can have a laxative effect"
and
"generates hundreds of user reviews, full of colourful language, detailing just how this will ruin your (and your arses) day"
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:18, closed)

I remember being in the Upper 6th, when a little Year 7 told my prefect friend that he'd eaten a pack of Sugar Free Polos, and now didn't feel too well.
I'm only slightly ashamed to say that we laughed in his face before marching him off to the toilets.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:11, closed)

So you fucked him while he was feeling ill?
you heartless bastard.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 22:19, closed)

That's single sex schools for you

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:52, closed)

Saves on the price of lube...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:25, closed)

sugar-free polos do it, too

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:36, closed)

That sweetener will be Sorbital - bloody evil stuff!!
( Vambo, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:58, closed)

Fat free Pringles, too
As I once found out the hard way.

The official advice is "If you stick to the recommended portion size, you will have no problems."

Two questions occur:

1) On what planet does ANYONE stick to the recommended portion size of Pringles? Their own official slogan is "Once you pop, you can't stop" FFS!

2) If, by some weird quirk of genetics you COULD stick to the recommended portion size, why the festering left-handed wank would you be buying FAT FREE Pringles???

gah.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:24, closed)