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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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It's all gone rather quiet...
Guess everyone have popped off for a dose of self-abuse to celebrate Wanking Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:57, 10 replies)
Nope!
My mother and nephew are in the office so that's out of the question this week.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, closed)
Well,
I missed out last week, so please excuse me, I'll be back in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, closed)
Wanking Wednesday: I confess
I was fiddling, but that's because I found my fiddle when I was dismantling a wardrobe and I wanted to know if I could still play a few tunes (answer: no, because 'tunes' implies a smidgen of musicality).
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, closed)
*hunnnhhh*
*spluffs*
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, closed)
I was reading
the wanking QOTW from the archive. It's not quite as good as the real thing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:06, closed)
Just remembering...

What I was doing this time last week.....

...


*splurge*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:08, closed)
I'm wanking all the time
I type with my nose
(frankspencer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:12, closed)
this Wednesday
is a come-down somehow. Can't seem to muster the energy. I must've got it out of my system at the weekend or something. Perhaps I have peformance anxiety in case I don't get it in the newsletter. Now be good and share the rohypnol with the rest of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, closed)
Well,
I'm back, and I didn't let the side down.

I was going to mention about reaching an epic peak as the guitar solo on Paradise City kicked it, but that'd just be too much information.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, closed)
Is it just me
or does Frankspencer sound like a bad pun for Wank-Wednesday?

Oops! Sorry about that. Normal bishop-bashing service shall resume shortly.

[EDIT: Eeeeuuugh!!! Ahhhhh!]
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:15, closed)

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