Knowing your audience
Well this is two stories in one. A feminist, vegetation munching hippy friend of mine asked me to join some hippy forum since the conversations were going stale and she wanted me to pep them up a bit. Being a bit of a smartass I made up a profile that said my hobbies were domestic violence and saluting stuff, and I disliked women's rights and coloured folk. That got me my first slapped wrist.

The second one came when I thought I might start a competition to see who could fit as many cusswords into the opening two sentences of the bible whilst still keeping it legible. I figured since the website was frequented by liberal, free thinking types, it might be a chortle.

That got me slapped wrist number 2, getting comments such as "Dude, not cool. You should love everyone. That's the kind of hatred that makes everything so bad in the world."

Yeah....but...no...but...oh bollocks to you all.

If I last more than a week and a half on b3ta without going off in a strop that'll be a personal best.
(GONEism, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, 7 replies)

from the posts you've made so far
it seems like you'll fit right in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, closed)

Why
Thangyuvermuch *bows*
(GONEism, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, closed)

Domestic violence
and saluting stuff. A click for that!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, closed)

Haha
Pull up a kitten and stay a while.

You'll fit in perfect with this lot!
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:12, closed)

You've certainly started at full throttle.
I hope you don't peak too early : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, closed)

Well
I'm British, so I'll probably do well right up until the semi finals and then crash out.
(GONEism, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:12, closed)

What they said
The Farce is strong in this one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:52, closed)