One more for now, my pundenda is getting sore
I was planning to go stay in a small settlement in the Shetland Isles. When I say small, I mean the population was pretty much fuck all.

Knowing that there would be no entertainment at all, I decided to go into Dixons and buy a small cheap radio; shop's own brand would suffice as the flight from the mainland to the Shetlands is overpriced at the best of times.

So, I told the sales-guy where I was going and asked him if it'd be able to receive radio stations given how remote I would be. His reply was:

Saisho'll not work in Garth.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, 5 replies)

I think...

That the measure of a good QotW is how quickly the puns come firing in...and how many there are

It must be a record for this week already...and it's only Friday.

I, on the other hand, am going to rise above it and not issue any puns for this QotW...

(cleverly desguising the fact that not only can I not think of any, but that all the good words have now been used up)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:48, closed)

Impatience
I know what you mean. I doubt I can wait until next Thursday.

I vote we ditch this one, and let this one run
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post233082
for a week and a half.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:07, closed)

five puns in a row
good god, the virus is spreading.

i know i'm only a little l-plate and my opinion doesn't really matter, but these puns really are not funny.
(CannedLaughter, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:09, closed)

Awh look!
A little L-plate!

*pats head*

Just wait 'til we get repeats of the same punchlines...
( Cawl, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:17, closed)

I doubt
this QOTW will go so far to where two people post the same pun twice without realising.

I bet it doesn't reach 12 pages.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:21, closed)