Well, I was on twunternet surfing faces....
and drooling over my sister's daughter's gran's friend's friend's hot holiday pics when I was rudely interupted by banging on the door. I hastily re-zipped (not too hastily!) and opened it - it was my scrounging housemate Stu;

"Gis a cig mate" he whined - "look you've got one in your mouth"

Yes I was busted, but gave the only comeback in this situation - "It's my last one, and it's Berkely menthol".

Undeterred Stu counters with the classic "Save us twos?". I pointed out to him that there was slightly less than half, and the filter was slightly damp due to my earlier salivation.

"Aaaw go on!" whines Stu, "I'll give you 5p"

In desperation and meanness I forced him out whilst shouting

"NO SELL WET SLURPING FAGS!"

_soz!
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:32, 6 replies)

so you were looking
at pics of your mums friend's friend?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:56, closed)

Not really
and I don't have a housemate called Stu,

and I would NEVER smoke cigarettes out of a blue or green packet,

and I share.....

and it was meant to be a pun!
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:07, closed)

no sell wet slurping fags
You're not a gay brothel?

/ ahem. er
( rofl harris, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:21, closed)

it wasn't punny
but i liked it
(threadkiller, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:19, closed)

More like a
Spoonerism, isn't it?
(Rem Sir, why are you thrashing about on the floor?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, closed)

or maybe
punnerism
(threadkiller, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:22, closed)