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With Tesco taking out full page adverts to say sorry for selling us ponyburgers, now is the time for us all to say Sorry.
Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it.

props to Monty_Boyce

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50)
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I'm sort of sorry...
To Gay John and Ugly The Cunt, I didn't know those nicknames would stay with you for almost ten years. If I did, nothing would have changed. I thought it would be funny to give you both offensive nicknames and, in my defense, everyone laughed and decided to also call you by those names.

To Titchy Liam, I'm not sorry at all. You're about 3 feet tall and it's hardly offensive is it? Get over it you miserable sod.

To Shit Kev, you are shit. Hence the name. Want people to stop calling you that? Well stop being shit.

To Pizza Slut, I never gave you that name, I only helped make it popular and to be fair you do get around more than the Beach Boys.

I take it I'm now forgiven for being childish and calling people silly/rude names?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:54, 10 replies)
I have no idea how a normal human could come up with such feats of wordsmithory.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:19, closed)
A work of Wildean genius.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:37, closed)
Gay John and Shit Kev are fantastic.
As a mate said to his (admittedly rather slow) brother:

"You'd come second in a twat competition."

"Why's that?"

"Because you're a twat."
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:04, closed)
I like your twat story.
My Dad didn't when I phoned him to tell him it though. And some of those nicknames came about by accident so I'm not completely to blame.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:58, closed)
Okay, I want a back story
Why "Pizza Slut"? Does she deliver?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:59, closed)
A thick crusty, full of cheese, need to wash your face after eating?

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:04, closed)
Dude, I just woke up over here in the States
I don't think I'll be getting breakfast now...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:09, closed)
Have some olives and tuna with that.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:10, closed)
My mate came up (with) Pizza Slut
Due to her face being riddled with spots and her loose nature.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:16, closed)
Ugly The Cunt...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 7:15, closed)

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