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The Hedgehog From Hell says: "I shared a house in England with a couple of Germans in 1999. I was watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9 on BBC2. One came into the room and saw Jadzia Dax on the screen and said 'Oh! Is she still alive? You're really far behind in this country.' What's been ruined for you, and how? Apart from QOTW, obviously"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:29)
Your favourite band are wankers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:31,
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Nah, I like The Tossers.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:33,
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I preferred them when they were the Innocent Fumblings
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:38,
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Sorry, but
I'm not really into punk.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:06,
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Undoubtably true.
Unless your favorite band is some scary christian rock band.
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:40,
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They still wank - they just feel very guilty about it afterwards
In fact, I think the guilt is what they really get off on...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:07,
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Emotion wanks are the best.
The 'terror' one is particularly good - shut your eyes on the motorway, take both hands off the wheel, and try bringing yourself to orgasm before you're allowed to open your eyes again.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:14,
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At the urinals at work, before someone walks in.
Best done during lunchtime.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:22,
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