Spoilers
The Hedgehog From Hell says: "I shared a house in England with a couple of Germans in 1999. I was watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9 on BBC2. One came into the room and saw Jadzia Dax on the screen and said 'Oh! Is she still alive? You're really far behind in this country.' What's been ruined for you, and how? Apart from QOTW, obviously"
( , Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:29)
The Hedgehog From Hell says: "I shared a house in England with a couple of Germans in 1999. I was watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9 on BBC2. One came into the room and saw Jadzia Dax on the screen and said 'Oh! Is she still alive? You're really far behind in this country.' What's been ruined for you, and how? Apart from QOTW, obviously"
( , Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:29)
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Pregnancy
Not my own story but one that relates to a friend of mine, Bean (her first name is Lesley although she prefers to be called Les for some unknown reason, we call her bean to wind her up with great success.)
During her pregnancy she attended the hospital with her incredibly pleasant South African other-half to receive the second ultrasound scan, they usually ask if you want to know what the gender of your forthcoming rugrat is.
She had decided that she didn't want to know, primarily on the basis that the woman doing her sisters scan had got it incredibly wrong, forcing a post-partum trip to B&Q to redecorate the nursery from a pastel pink to a more masculine colour.
Unfortunately, her other half is a Sonographer and his trained eye spotted the gender while they both watched the scan. Much to her annoyance he instantly blurted out 'Sa'Boy Les!'.
He was almost as sorry as I am.
( , Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:20, 4 replies)
Not my own story but one that relates to a friend of mine, Bean (her first name is Lesley although she prefers to be called Les for some unknown reason, we call her bean to wind her up with great success.)
During her pregnancy she attended the hospital with her incredibly pleasant South African other-half to receive the second ultrasound scan, they usually ask if you want to know what the gender of your forthcoming rugrat is.
She had decided that she didn't want to know, primarily on the basis that the woman doing her sisters scan had got it incredibly wrong, forcing a post-partum trip to B&Q to redecorate the nursery from a pastel pink to a more masculine colour.
Unfortunately, her other half is a Sonographer and his trained eye spotted the gender while they both watched the scan. Much to her annoyance he instantly blurted out 'Sa'Boy Les!'.
He was almost as sorry as I am.
( , Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:20, 4 replies)
I knew this was fibs the minute I saw 'incredibly pleasant' and 'South African' in the same sentence.
( , Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:31, closed)
( , Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:31, closed)
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