Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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I don't really like talking about this but...When I was younger, I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah"
Tell you what, kids these days don't have a bloody clue :D
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52,
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.well I used to ave to get up out of the shoebox in middle of t'night and lick the road clean with ma tongue, an go down mill for six pence every four years, an when i got home ma dad would cut me in half with bread knife.
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I had to drinkcold tea, with no milk, or sugar... or tea, out of a passing Turk's shoe.
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We lived in a hole in the ground.(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:10,
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'ole in t'ground?!You were lucky! We DREAMED of having a hole in the ground!
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At least you had dreams...(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:42, closed)
paradisewe'd 'ave dreams about drinking art a passing turks shoe; we used t' ave t' suck on a damp rat.
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Tell that to kids these daysAnd they won't believe you.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:42,
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When ah were a ladWe had to walk 8 miles uphill in't snow, both ways. Gotta love them Escheresque commutes to work.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:32,
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