Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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This is a good QOTW for me
As I've just come back to work from my little girl's 7th Birthday party.
One little girl there, Maia, is a bossy, spoilt little shitebag. Not only was the vertically challenged gobby little fucker telling my sweet, angelic child what to do, but she also demanded that she 'help' Isabelle unwrap her presents. Then the little fuckbag from hell started demanding food and drink from me as I was preparing it for everyone, and then the cunting little gonk, who's practically just a mouth with legs, demanded that I set up all of Isabelle's new toys for her to play on, all while screeching in the most irritatingly high-pitched, monotone voice that you could imagine, it was worse than nails on a chalkboard.
So, Maia, you cunting fuckbagging little shite from hell, one of these days I'm going to grab you by the hair and launch you, Trunchbull style, out of the nearest window in the hope that you will land somewhere near the prison where they're keeping your Daddy, where I will have already paid off some of the nonces to violently insert you into his twitching rectum. You fucking twat.
Happy Birthday Izzy! Daddy loves you.
xxx
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:12, 26 replies)
As I've just come back to work from my little girl's 7th Birthday party.
One little girl there, Maia, is a bossy, spoilt little shitebag. Not only was the vertically challenged gobby little fucker telling my sweet, angelic child what to do, but she also demanded that she 'help' Isabelle unwrap her presents. Then the little fuckbag from hell started demanding food and drink from me as I was preparing it for everyone, and then the cunting little gonk, who's practically just a mouth with legs, demanded that I set up all of Isabelle's new toys for her to play on, all while screeching in the most irritatingly high-pitched, monotone voice that you could imagine, it was worse than nails on a chalkboard.
So, Maia, you cunting fuckbagging little shite from hell, one of these days I'm going to grab you by the hair and launch you, Trunchbull style, out of the nearest window in the hope that you will land somewhere near the prison where they're keeping your Daddy, where I will have already paid off some of the nonces to violently insert you into his twitching rectum. You fucking twat.
Happy Birthday Izzy! Daddy loves you.
xxx
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:12, 26 replies)
Aw yeah...
Daddy likes that. Now, if you'll put something in your mouth for me, and promise not to tell Mummy, I'll give you a Smartie.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:22, closed)
Daddy likes that. Now, if you'll put something in your mouth for me, and promise not to tell Mummy, I'll give you a Smartie.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:22, closed)
wanderlust
Your cock cakes and oversized boobiessicken arouse everyone.
Do you fancy a hairy titwank?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:34, closed)
Your cock cakes and oversized boobies
Do you fancy a hairy titwank?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:34, closed)
Everybody has a cock
all you have to do is close your eyes and wish.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:38, closed)
all you have to do is close your eyes and wish.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:38, closed)
*gasps*
Well I never!
Now come here and slip your 7 inches of fun between my well-oiled, hairy, man-baps.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:40, closed)
Well I never!
Now come here and slip your 7 inches of fun between my well-oiled, hairy, man-baps.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:40, closed)
Juicy
I shall print this out and go through it again later. Inch by inch......
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:22, closed)
I shall print this out and go through it again later. Inch by inch......
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:22, closed)
Sorry... late reply....
I was out getting it laminated for repeated, wipe-clean pleasure
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, closed)
I was out getting it laminated for repeated, wipe-clean pleasure
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, closed)
Ok then
but I hope that you're still receiving lots of lovely hugs.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:28, closed)
but I hope that you're still receiving lots of lovely hugs.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:28, closed)
Yup
I've got enough to keep me going til christmas at this rate ,)
Time for a nap soon I think
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:30, closed)
I've got enough to keep me going til christmas at this rate ,)
Time for a nap soon I think
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:30, closed)
*Salutes*
For outstanding use of the Queens English toward a little 7 year old girl, I salute you sir!
*Clickety Clicks*
Plus.... The suggestion that your wee one should be reading your post fills me even more Glee!
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:35, closed)
For outstanding use of the Queens English toward a little 7 year old girl, I salute you sir!
*Clickety Clicks*
Plus.... The suggestion that your wee one should be reading your post fills me even more Glee!
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:35, closed)
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