Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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All joking asidehave you read the ontario one? Firstly, Enzyme, you would be perfect, and secondly, read the description of the kid. I think we might have just found where The Goat lives!
Plus you get to have sex with a 22 year old.
At least, that's what I gathered from reading between the lines "she doesn't want to join in the discussion but you can lick ice cream off her buttocks" is how it came across to me.
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Hmmm...£1800 a week and a 22-year-old daughter...
*applies*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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how thickdo they have to be, to be 22 and need tutoring?
Yeah, you're in with a chance.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55,
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So I only have a chance with the thick girls? Is that it?Damn.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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ayePlus the boy-child sounds like a complete cunt.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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But it'sonly for two weeks and Dammit is nobody else really excited about this disinterested 22 year old?
No? Well fine, I'm going to re-enact wednesday afternoon right now on my desk.
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breakfast at 10am?They can just fuck off, bloody heathens!
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